What a time to be alive. Four days after the election, Joe Biden is the projected winner and will become the 46th President of the United States. Trump and his supporters–politicians and otherwise–claim massive voter fraud without any strong evidence, and Trump’s campaign has filed lawsuits across the country to contest the results (with almost entertaining results).
But what few people know is that the lawsuits are a coverup. Donald Trump is a power-hungry dictator. He will not let go of what power he still has, nor will he be satisfied until he has all the power in the world. He will not transfer power to Biden peacefully. Instead, he and the Republican party have made contact with the Martians and struck a deal with their reigning monarch, sYnth00t. And on January 20, the day of Biden’s inauguration, the Martians will come and wreak havoc upon the Earth. And Emperor sYnth00t will reorganize all the countries into one global empire and name Trump its king.
In previous years, Vice President Mike Pence has expressed his support for NASA to begin colonizing other planets across the galaxy. These plans were brought in motion to contact the Martians and strike a deal with sYnth00t to guarantee that the Republicans will remain in power no matter who wins the US 2020 election. Now, publicly, we’ve never actually seen Pence leaving Earth. That is because the government has obtained secret technology from Russia that allows public figures like Pence to create lifelike replicas of themselves, so they can be in two places at one. This way, when we thought we saw Pence in the public eye, we actually saw his replica. The real Mike Pence has spent the last three years on Mars, colluding with Martians to overthrow the planet’s governments and make Trump king of the empire, with Pence quietly waiting to stage a coup and take his place. The talk of colonizing Mars was yet another cover for the Trump administration to hide their true plans from the public.
It seems odd that Republicans love using emails to discredit their major Democratic rivals. First there was Hillary Clinton in 2016, and then there was Hunter Biden in 2020. This is another cover. In 2015, Paul Ryan used the secret Russian technology to make a replica of himself and begin negotiations with the Martians. There was only one problem: the only tool of communication he could use to contact Republicans on Earth was email. And if the National Security Agency (NSA) caught sight of these emails, the plot would be exposed. So Republicans created a diversion by accusing Clinton and Biden of scandalous emails to throw the NSA off the scent and keep their nefarious plot secret and intact. And when Pence took over Ryan’s job in 2018, the real Paul Ryan was executed for assaulting the Martian Secretary of State while his replica continues to live out Ryan’s life on Earth.
Republicans like Trump and Pence have been openly skeptical of scientists warning us about climate change. Trump has repeatedly insisted that the world’s climate couldn’t possibly be getting warmer, not with the continued existence of winter and snow for three months a year. The horrifying truth is that they’ve known all along of the threat that climate change imposes upon us. In fact, he has purposefully been colluding with coal and fossil fuel companies to speed up the process and weaken Earth’s defenses. The Martian army is unable to handle a stable planet with a stable climate, so Republicans decided the best course of action was to make Earth easier to conquer by raising the overall climate to disastrous levels, which the Martians can use to their advantage. Once you see the pattern, the truth is undeniable. We cannot be silent or complacent. We must prepare for the Martian invasion!
Author’s Note
If you thought everything in my blog post so far is ludicrous and false, you’re correct. There is no evidence to suggest that the allegations I made about Russian technology, Republican collusion with imperialist Martians, or Paul Ryan’s secret execution are true.
Misinformation has been running rampant on the internet, particularly in the last few years or so. Because of this, people have been persuaded to do thing that aren’t in their best interest–for example, drinking bleach. To counter the spread, the video below is a useful guide that can help you discern what is truth and what isn’t.
Introduction to Media Literacy video
